So in a new (I guess) youtube video Jeff Hardy, an EXTREMEly intoxicated Jeff Hardy goes off on an obviously instigated rant about CM Punk and takes jabs at him and the WWE (somewhat), he even goes so far as to do CM Punks wrist stretching thing and then turning it into a V-1 sign (Matt Hardy was also in the video, eating, more on that later) and his little "gun thing" and then....wait for it....he flips off the camera....oooohh, I'm telling!! But seriously, the guy behind the camera, which was probably Shannon Moore or Gregory Helms, really did that, the "Ooooohhedd" like it was risque. He then goes on to say "You can't even do that in your company anymore." My reply to that is simple: whose watching your company Jeff? And yes, I know there are those of you out there yelling at your screens about how bad WWE is right now and how low their ratings are right now, but when Superstars is only getting half of the viewers Impact is, you're not making an impact.
Then Jeff starts/repeats/whogivesashitbecauseitcameoutofhisintoxicatedretardmout a rumor about CM Punk that he HAS to take Ambien to sleep. Really jackass? The guy is so OVER with the fans that he doesn't wrestle for TWO MONTHS and they have him on TV every week. He and Chris Jericho are the two best heels of the last decade, in ANY company (and don't get your hopes up Jeff, Jericho will wrestle again... in the WWE) and the reason CM Punk is so good in the ring and on the mic is by no means your doing. We can all thank Paul Heyman and Punk's time spent under his tutiledge in OVW for that, so get off of you "high" horse and go polish that gay ass belt.
Matt Hardy, you're just a fat tool. Amy Dumas calls you every time things go bad. Yeah, and the WWE is rueing the day that you and your brother got away! Go eat another burger, dipshit.
Note: I really, REALLY want to like TNA and this post is not meant to desparage them, but godammit do they have to prove that history repeats itself this fast? They want to "beat" the WWE so badly that that is their main focus and instead of making a steadily rising product they try for the big boom. Really Bischoff? Really Hogan? Really? (Thank you Miz) The WWE is TOYING with you, they pull silly bullshit because they CAN! I guarantee that if you challenged them in the ratings, or fuck, beat them in the rating their next PPV would feature chairshots to the head, blood, and somebody getting the middle finger.
And one more thing...fuck you Jeff Hardy, Vince McMahon is the Anti-Christ of professional wrestling.
