Fain's Video of the Day

This video is one of my most memorable moments in wrestling history, and its hilarious. In this video we see the poor bastard Jake "The Snake" Roberts get smashed in the head by a guitar from the Honky Tonk Man. The thing about it is that someone screwed up and replaced the prop guitar with a real one, and when Honky hits Jake with he guitar, holy shit!

The Innovator of Bullshit

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. You fucking sell-out piece of shit. That's right, I'm calling Tommy Dreamer a sell-out. You come out on Impact and read Vince Russo's script to perfection, because there is no way in hell that came out of your mind because you have obviously lost it.

Do you really expect us to believe any of the shit that spewed forth from your mouth. "I hated sitting idly by while my friends got fired." Dipshit, your friends got fired because in all reality they have no wrestling talent and their relevance had expired. But, the more likely scenario is this, the were not adaptable to the money making PG rating. Think about it asshole, if Vince doesn't have any competition, he doesn't have to push the edge of the envelope, which means he can get higher priced sponsors for tamer TV. Shitty yes, but bound to happen. Why would he pull out the good stuff now when he can wait for when he has a challenge.

And you, Tommy, and "EV 2.0" are not that challenge. It's going to suck, and suck badly. Why? No Paul Heyman, and no Vince's money. Paul Heyman MADE the 2005 and 2006 One Night Stand PPV's work. And don't give me this fucking bullshit that it was Vince pulling the strings because I seriously fucking doubt that Vince wanted Paul Heyman talking about smoking pot with RVD, or calling out JBL and his title run or Edge and his infidelities. Vince was surely standing at the Gorilla Position, but Heyman was running the show. Yes, Vince killed the ECW TV Show by taking over the writing for sponsorship money, but we already covered that and Tommy sure didn't seem to be complaining about the paychecks he was cashing while he was there. He was just too much of a pussy to sit in the back and help the next generation of superstars.

Tommy we all know that the reason the original ECW lasted as long as it did was because Vince was putting some of his WWE money into it, and now you think that TNA is "gonna do it right." Excuse me, but they can't do TNA right, what makes you think they can do this right?

Side Note: has anybody ever noticed that the really good TNA storylines are run through and end up shitty, and the shitty storylines take forever and just get shittier, if it wasn't for quality matches I'd think I was watching an episode of Thunder.

Tommy, go fuck yourself and take the rest of those has-beens with you. Haven't you noticed that anybody from that era with real talent, except for RVD and Jerry Lynn, is staying as far away as possible? You are the first person to sell-out and leave WWE for so-called greener pastures in TNA, yes other former WWE talent was there before you, a lot of former WWE talent actually, but they seemed to be genuine in there promos speaking against WWE, you seem like Mr. Lincoln at Disneyland and somebody is just programming the words as they come out of you mouth. I hope you enjoy your "One Last Stand", I'm gonna get Battlefield Earth from Netflix and watch that instead.

The preceding blog was strictly the opinions and views of one man, and one man only, if you disagree or were offended, you shouldn't have gotten this far into and you can take you want/need for an apology and suck it.

The picture is property of the writer and publisher of this blog and is posted sideways to show the state of TNA as he sees it, it is from a TNA even from about a year ago and this picture was taken about 5 minutes before the first match, another great crowd for TNA wouldn't you say?